I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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