What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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