positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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