I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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