Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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