you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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