You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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