he thought i was a dude.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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