Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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