you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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