I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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