You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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