He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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