new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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