I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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