Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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