coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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