Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just blew my weed a kiss
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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