Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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