Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize