Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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