Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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