bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
