: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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