How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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