butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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