ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
no, he came in my armpit
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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