yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Who died my cat blue again?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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