It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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