best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
