just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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