I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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