She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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