when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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