Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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