Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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