member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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