Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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