I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
No subtext here. People are naked.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
