At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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