Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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