I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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