this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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