Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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