After last night, I could never be a politician.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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