I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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