I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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