it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I think your dad took our porno
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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