She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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