D3 body, D1 cock
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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