i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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