yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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