you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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