You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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